Relinquished

{2} Target Creature loses all abilities and becomes
an Aura Enchantment with Enchant Creature
and Totem Armor. Attach it to Relinquished.
Relinquished has that cards power, toughness,
and creature types. Activate this ability only once
per turn, and only when you could play a sorcery,
and only if Relinquished isnt enchanted.
"You see, I've found that, with the proper incentive,
anyone can be made to play my game."
- Maximillion Pegasus