Relos, The Eternal Punisher

First Strike, Deathtouch, Trample
Relos can't be exiled
{r/g}{r/g}: The next creature you cast has riot
{r/g}, Sacrifice a creature: Relos deals 3 damage to
any target
Relos escapes with three +1/+1 counters and
Haste
Escape {3}{r/g}{r/g}, Exile 4 cards from your
graveyard
My children have fed you, and now they will
eat you