Remote Controlled Renovator

{1}{r/w}{t}, If a vehicle you control would be dealt
damage, repair it instead. (Repaired vehicle phases
out until the next upkeep. If damage is prevented this
way, you get two Energy Drink counters {e}{e})
At the beginning of each combat phase, you may
pay {e}{e}{e}{e}. If you do, this creature becomes
a +7/+0 Fridge Fund Fiend until end of turn.
It can block any number of creatures, it gains
menace and absorb 17. (Prevent the first 17
damage dealt to this creature.)