Rent a Jesus

Play this Card exclusively on a Jesus Creature.
{w}{w}: Target Child becomes a 2/2 Christ Token.
{b}: Turn Target Creature you don't control into
a 2/1 Roman Token with Persecution.
({t}: Put -1/-1 Counter on Target Creature.)
IMPORTANT NOTICE! NO REFUNDS
IN CASE JESUS GETS DRUNK AT YOUR
PARTY. TRY TO KEEP THE WINEMAN
SOBER AT ALL TIMES.