REO Speedwagon, Trusted Ally

Shroud, Indestructible, Double Strike
When REO Speedwagon, Trusted Ally is played,
Find the loudest person around you to
commentate on the game until this creature leaves
the battlefield.
Creatures you control gain Lifelink.
As long as your devotion to {w} is less then 5, Speedwagon is not a creature.
"Time for Speedwagon to play it cool...!"