Replicative Vessel

You may have Replicative Vessel enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it loses all card types and is an vehicle artifact with crew 2. (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Pirates' lack of imagination has many a time lead to
the same failures littering the coasts of Ixalan.