Resist Pain

You gain 5 life.
All the following creature type(s) you control
gain +0/+1: any artifact, barbarian, bear,
berserker, boar, dwarf, elemental, fungus,
juggernaut, orc, plant, samuari, spirit, soldier,
treefolk, monk, vampire, werewolf &/or zombie.
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."