Responsum, Carrer Ender

Deathtouch, Haste.
Whenever Responsum, Carrer Ender deals
combat damage to a player, if that player's life
total was 2 or less, Responsum, Carrer Ender
exiles target creature that player controls with a
coach counter on it.
That creature may only return to the battlefield
once it has won a championship as a coach.
"We talkin' bout practice?!"