Retep, True Evil

When Retep enters the battlefield, create a
Fart Token for each Fart Token you
control.
{p/r}, Sacrifice a Fart Token: Deal 3 damage
to any target.
{p/b}, Sacrifice a Fart Token: Draw a card and
lose 1 life.
{p/g}: Create a Fart Token.
"My name is Retep and I am Evil."