Reverend's Race

Creature and benchantment spells you control
cannot be blocked. They each gain a +6/+9
and indestructible. Draw 2 cards for every turn.
All creatures now look really really sexy.
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The race? It's human. And it's revving to go. Led by
the Reverend Race himself, his reign - as long and
mighty as a sperm whale willy - squirts upon all those
he comes across. His power is unmatched.
Especially in those trousers.