Ricardo Milos, the Suave

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you
could cast an instant.)
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
{w},{t}: Ricardo Milos, the Suave dances-
Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end
of turn.
{r},{t}: Ricardo Milos, the Suave smacks his ass
and deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player. Ricardo does not untap during
its next untap step.