Rick Astley, Singer

+1: Choose one card. It cannot be given up(destroyed or exiled) by an opponent for the duration of the game.
-2: Choose 1 card you control, and 2 an opponent controls. Rickroll(destroy) one of them at random. You gain 3 life.
-X: Put X roll counters on target player. At the beginning of their upkeep, they exile the top X cards in their library and lose 5 life.