Rick, Meta Hater

Whenever one or more other permanents phase
out and whenever one or more other cards are
put into exile from anywhere, put a time
counter on Rick.
Whenever Rick attacks, it deals damage equal to
the number of time counters on it to any target.
If a creature dealt damage this way would die
this turn, exile it instead.
"This is getting way to cannon for me."
- Rick Sanchez