Rick Sanchez, C-137

After your turn ends, transcend time and space, as in, make your own rules. Slut.
If you can't, you lose the game, you sorry sh*t.
In your "transcend time and space" phase, swap this miserable creature's defense and power.
Swap them back after the part where your guys fight the enemy b**tches.
"I always slay it, queen."