Rigatoni, Destroyer of Carpets

Haste, lifelink, first strike
At the beginning of combat choose one at random
•Pee on floor- Detain up to 2 target creatures your opponents control
•Steal shoe- Choose one: Attach target equipment
an opponent controls to Rigatoni, or deal 2
damage to target creature
•Belly rub- Put two +1/+1 counters on Rigatoni
{bull}Nap time- Transform Rigatoni