Riley, God of Procrastination

You may cast spells as though they cost {3} less.
If you cast a spell this way, exile it with 2 time
counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it
gains suspend.
Put a card you own with a time counter into your graveyard: Exile target noncreature spell
and put 2 time counter on it. If it doesn't have
suspend, it gains supend.
"Hold on, I gotta clip this."