Rioting Colossus

Predation {r}{r} ({r}{r}: If this creature would deal
combat damage to a player this turn, it assigns that
damage to a creature that player controls instead.)
Shadowmeld {b}{b} ({b}{b}: This creature can't be
blocked this turn.)
"When one of these guys shows up you know the
party's getting... interesting."
-Juri, Proprietor of the Juri Revue