River, Mastermind of Mischief

Laser Gaze
{1}{u},{t}: River deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dies this way, draw a card.

Sinister Schemes:
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. If you scryed this turn, create a 1/1 blue and red Dog Illusion with “When this creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.”

“Behind those eyes lies a master of mischief, watching, waiting.”