roasta

Once roasta enters the battle field all enemy creatures will take 2 ticks of fire damage from roasta's crazy roasts. If roasta is to be attacked he will unleash a unfaithful roast on the attacking creature, forcing it to either cry, throw hands, or die. After the roast, roasta will continue to fall back into the crowd while screaming OOOOOHHHHH.
Roast you, Toast you, eat you
"roasta is from shmeag land."