Roberge

️ Stall the Process — Whenever a creature with “Family” in its name enters the battlefield under an opponent’s control, tap it. It doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step. Quota Justification — {1}{B}, Tap: Exile target non-token creature named “Spouse,” “Child,” or “Parent.” Its controller loses 2 life and draws a card titled “Agaçant.” Wall of Words — Spells your opponents cast that target you or Roberge cost {2} more to cast. {flavor} “Ce n’est pas inhumain. C’est simplement… agaçant.”.