Robert, Inverted Mayhem

-1: As long as you control a Robert, Inverted Mayhem, you can't lose the game. Put a hexproof counter on Robert, Inverted Mayhem
-2: You receive an emblem with "after every upkeep, you draw 2 additional cards, you gain 2 life, opponent loses 2 life."
-3: For the rest of the game, all cards you place on the battlefield will be facedown but still apply their original effects, stats, and abilities.