Rocket Kiloinsulter

Rocket Kiloinsulter enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
{r}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Rocket Kiloinsulter: Rocket Kiloinsulter deals 2 damage to
any target.
{t}, Sacrifice Rocket Kiloinsulter: Rocket Kiloinsulter deals damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it to each creature and player.
"I've built better rockets with a hangover and half a hammer!"