Roman, Dastardly Dust Thief

When Roman enters the battlefield, create five colorless Dust Crystal artifact tokens.
Whenever Roman deals damage to a player,
create two colorless Dust Crystal artifact tokens.
Sacrifice a Dust Crystal: Target creature can't
block Roman, Dastardly Dust Thief this turn.
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a dust
shop open this late?"