Romeo Romero, Unclad Himbo

Whenever Romeo Romero, Unclad Himbo enters
the battlefield or attacks, create a Virtuous Role
token attached to another target creature you
control. (If you control another Role on it, put that
one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets
+1/+1 for each enchantment you control.)
Whenever an enchanted creature you control
deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
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