Ron, Breakfast Anarchist

Vigilance, Trample
When Ron enters the battlefield, you become the monarch and create X red
and white 1/1 Bacon and Eggs creature tokens,
where X is the number of creatures you control.
"Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait. I
fear that what you heard was, 'bring me a lot of bacon
and eggs.' What I said was, 'Bring me all the bacon
and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"