Ron Swanson

All the bacon and eggs - When Ron Swanson enters
the battlefield, add {r}{w}{b} to your mana pool.
Dash {2}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost.
If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the
next end step.)
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim
milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."