Ron Swanson

Reach, Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible, Can't be sacrificed, Protection from all opponents, Can't be countered
When Ron Swanson enters the battlfield you gain 1,000,000,000 life and put 1,000,000,000 +1/+1 counters on him.
{p/w}{p/u}{p/b}{p/r}{p/g}: You win the game.