Ron Swanson, Paragon of Man

Whenever a non-Human creature under an oppenents control dies, create a Food token.
(It's an artifact with "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food token, Ron Swanson gets +2/+2 and gains trample
until end of turn.
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
-Ron Swanson