Rory, Legendary Fisherman

{3}: Create a 3/3 artifact Boat token with Crew 1
but then realize you don't have the right car to
tow it.
{5}: Create a 2/2 artifact Car token with Crew 1
to tow the boat then realize the car doesn't have
a hitch. Wait 5 months then create a Hitch
Artifact Equipment Token and attach it to the
Car Token. You win the Game.
Rory gets -1/-1 each time he gets a work call at
12:00 at night and gets +1/+1 each time
he goes fishing.