Rosie, Brain Melter

Wild Empowerment—Whenever you flip a coin
or roll a die Rosie, gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
If you win the coin flip or roll higher than half
the dies maximum you get +2/+2 instead.

Eye For A Eye — Whenever you flip a coin or roll a die you may choose to pay 5 life, if you do
you my choose the outcome of that flip or roll.

"SEX!!!With no intention of reproducing!!!"
—Rosie, Brain Melter to Gaval, the Virgin