R.U.C.K.U.S.

{t},{x}{b} : R.U.C.K.U.S. deals X damage split between any number of targets.
{u}{b} : Draw a card, then discard a card.
{1}{b} : Exile R.U.C.K.U.S. . He comes back at the beginning of your next upkeep.
"RUCKUS! I told you not to touch that!"
"It's not my fault! It touched me!"