Russell, Best Father Ever!

When this creature enters the battlefield, you get {e}{e}{e}
{x}{t}: Destroy X target Squirrels, then return X
target Peaches from your graveyard to your hand.
{e}: Send "target creature" to his room for no reason. That creature won't untap during its controllers
next untap step.
"Some view him as a God, but really he is just the greatest Daddy ever!"