Ruyi Jingu Bang

Equipped creature gets +8/+8, Trample, Deathtouch, Haste
Whenever the equipped creature attacks, create 8 1/1 red and green
Monkey creature tokens with haste and reach
Whenever the equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw five cards and deal 20 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Equip {6}

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