Ryan Kasmiskie

{1}{r},{t}: Ryan Kasmiskie gets +3/-1 until end of
turn. If a green creature is dealt damage by Ryan
Kasmiskie this turn, Ryan Kasmiskie deals that
much damage +1 instead. Only use this ability if
Ryan Kasmiskie is blocking.
{1}{b},{t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Dog you
control.
"No! What is the meaning of this? No! No! I have
to go to the bathroom, hold on."