Ryan, Purveyor of Prosperity

When Ryan, Purveyor of Prosperity enters the battlefield, each player
creates a colorless Brew token.
({t}: Sacrifice this artifact, Choose 1
Creatures you control get+1/+0 until end of turn
Creatures you control get+0/+1 until end of turn)
Whenever a Brew token is removed from the battlefield, Create a treasure token
"you're gunna love what I made this time!"