Sabine, The Inventor

X: Where X is the amount of life you have divided by 5 to the closest whole number. Deal X distributed to as many players as you want.
-2: Sabine, The Inventor becomes a creature with power and toughness 3/3 with indestructible until end of turn.
-9: Gain control of all cards on the playing field until end of turn. Untap all cards.