Sad Christmas Pimp Hank

When Sad Christmas Pimp Hank enters the battlefield, choose one —
•Propane Accessories - Search your library for
two {r} and add to your hand.
•Taste The Heat - Sad Christmas Pimp Hank gets
+1/+1 until end of turn.
•That's My Purse - Discard a creature from the
battlefield
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