Sadistic Audience

Whenever a nonland permanent you control leaves the battlefield, each player may gain 4 life or draw 1.

Whenever you block, you may pay 5 life. If you do, blockers get indestructible until end of turn.

{b}: You lose 1 life, opponents gain 1 life. Surveil 1.


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