Saiki's Clown Energy

Choose one —
•Loot and Rummage -- Draw a card, then discard
a card. Then discard a card, then draw a card.
Then repeat this process twice.
•Send in the Clowns -- Creatures lose all abilities
and become 1/1 blue, green, and red Clown
creatures with menace until end of turn.
"Do I look weird? I am just CLOWNING around!"
[That joke bombed...]