Saint Simon Grendell

First strike, lifelink.
Protection from Horrors, Shades, Skeletons, Specters, Spirits, Vampires, Wraiths, and Zombies.
If a creature or planeswalker dealt damage by Saint Simon Grendell this turn would go to the graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
"Abomination! You're returning to the dust from which you came--the HARD way!"