Saito's Castle

The Kick - If you would planeswalk away from
Saito's Castle, instead return all nonland
permanents to their owner's hands, then
planeswalk.
Nonland permanents without sedation counters
on them have "{2}: Exile this permanent until you planeswalk. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever chaos ensues, put a sedation counter
on each nonland permanent target player controls.
"You remind me of someone... a man I met in a half-remembered dream."