Salad Fingers

Firststrike, Lifelink.
Dredge 1 (If you would draw a card, instead you may put exactly one card from the top of your library into your graveyard. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, draw a card.)
"The feeling of rust... against my salad fingers... is almost orgasmic..."
-Salad Fingers.