Salamander Warrior

"Salamanders should be fed a carnivorous diet, one
that consists of foods they would eat in their natural habitats, which include both land and water environments. If your pet is a land-dwelling breed, Thieves, Murderers, Mealworms, Phyrexians, and white creature tokens should make up the bulk of his menu. For water-dwellers, you’ll need to feed him water-borne critters, like Counterspells, Teferi,
That annoying cunt Jace, and shrimp-fried-rice."
-Gor Muldrak Amphinologist