Sales Associate

During target opponent's upkeep, create a 2/2 ONC token that enters the battlefield under their control. While this token is in play, they can't deal damage to you or creatures you control. If they tap {2}, they receive vigilance on all their creatures and all spells they cast cost {1} less until the end of their turn. If they can't tap {2}, sacrifice a target land permanent under their control and return Sales Associate from your graveyard to your hand.
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