Sales Master Instructor

Haste, First Strike
Avalanche Discipline - At the beginning of combat
on your turn, create a 1/1 red and white Student creature token with: “This creature gets +1/+0 and haste as long as you control Sales.”

Slope Forged - If Sales would die, you may exile a nonland card from your graveyard instead.
If you do, return him to the battlefield tapped.