Salt

{5}{T}, Cry these salty tears - Target player searches their deck for any card and can put it into play tapped. If target player has complained about “not getting to play their cards” or “not being able to play magic” at any point during the game, instead move their library to the graveyard and tap every permanent they have{flavor}.”That’s it, I’m playing Sephiroth next week” - Col-Tayne the Merchandised