Sam Nichamoff

Smoulder - at the beginning of your upkeep gain control of all female humans and hags creatures on
the battlefield until the end of your turn. They
cannot attack until the end of the turn.
60-Year-Old Humor {u}{u}: Choose target creature,
put a +1/+1 counter on the target creature if they
appear to be old. (Old is defined by playgroup standards). Good Friend - If playing against
Jacob Benjamin Katz and you cast a spell or activate
an ability that counters a card name
Thassa's