Samuel, Anointer of Kings

Anoint 2 (When this creature enters the battlefield,
choose two other creatures that are not anointed.
Those creatures become anointed and gain +1/+1 and
your choice of lifelink or vigilance).
"And the Lord said to Samuel, Behold, I will
do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of
every one that heareth it shall tingle."
- 1 Samuel 3:11