Samuel, Stable Genius

Samuel, Stable Genius enters the battlefield with
haste and {x} tolerance counters
Whenever Jillian, The Unstable calls, texts, cries, enters the battlefield, or enters Samuel's house,
remove 1 tolerance counter from Samuel, Stable
Genius
If Samuel, Stable Genius has no tolerance
counters, sacrifice it and destroy all friendly
creatures. They can't be regenerated.