Sans

+1: Summon 3 Gaster Blaster with haste and trample until end of turn.
0: Choose 5 swamps. They all turn to 1/10 bone elementals with defender and reach. They are still lands.
-9: Summon Emblem that say If a card named Papyrus is removed from the battlefield. Transform Sans. And Sans gains dodge.(He can't be hit)